Need Them!
Yeah, seriously — don’t worry about it. Your business doesn’t really need to deal with first aid kits or any kind of special preventative care at the office, because we’ve put together these handy, not-at-all-fake reasons why you can simply go without.
#5: Injuries? What Injuries?
Really, when do people get hurt? I’ve never heard about it myself, and I think it’s mostly isolated to various TV shows and dramatized re-enactments. If I took a completely unscientific poll, I’m pretty sure most of the people I asked would say they’ve not only never been injured themselves, but don’t even know of someone with a past injury. And I’m sure it’s the same for you. Why buy a first aid kit that will never even be opened?
#4: Can’t we just heal ourselves?
This seems to work in comics and various superhero films, and I’m really starting to think that it works in real life, too. I mean we see it all the time when we cut ourselves or something — the body just heals itself right up! Who needs all this first aid crap, anyway?
#3: What’s really in a first aid kit?
Ah, all that gauze and those crazy acids and disinfectants and all that crap — who needs it? I talked to a paramedic the other day (it was strange though, as he was living on the street and didn’t have an ambulance, just a shopping cart) and he told me it’s all just a big scam, those first aid kits. Speaking the truth!
#2: Get creative with household or office supplies instead!
Let’s say you have a little “mishap” at the office — why reach for that dusty, boring old first aid kit when you can use a little creativity (with a capital C, of course) to bandage up that open fracture with a bit of duct tape and printer toner? Try it out, and then let me know how it goes! Well, actually, don’t let me know.
#1: A stitch in time doesn’t always save nine, does it?
There’s some old proverb that goes “a stitch in time saves nine”, and I suppose it’s got something to do with prevention saving a ton of money down the road, or something. Frankly, it’s just easier to pay for things later. Sure, having a first aid kit on hand to minimize an injury might be the difference between a tiny hospital bill or an expensive, all-consuming medical-care odyssey, but who really knows?
If, despite the unbelievably convincing and very, very truthful evidence we’ve put forward here, you’re still interested in saving money, time, and heavily reducing risk by purchasing first aid kits, Pronto Safety will find you a perfect one. Check them out for all the products related to workplace safety.
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